Happiness Is a Big Cock is a lighthearted sex video about college life (Hardon State College), its teachers and one particular student and his obsession with size. It tells the story of Buck the horny student who has the hots for his coach (brilliantly played by Mitch Allmond).
After seeing his horsehung coach in the locker room, he lets his grades deteriorate (especially math). He decides to take matters into his own hands and seduce the coach, who gets eaten by the young jock like a ripe banana.

Now that he's got the coach on his side, Buck decides to go through the whole faculty, trying to upgrade his grades so he will be allowed to stay on the baseball team and be close to his favorite coach. Next is Mr. Hudson, the sadistic math teacher, who loves to spank bare asses with a paddle while keeping a full erection and ending up with a hot fuck.

In between, our coach and the art teacher Artie go cruising together around town. Artie has a unique gimmick, he has engraved on his oil stick "If you want a blowjob to to the bathroom", so he pulls into a gas station where the attendant looks like he has "potential". That's how Artie manages to seduce Joe Pump, the young hot "gas pumper" (and man can he pump). By the end, the whole cast are tangled in a sexy lighthearted fun plot that is bound to put a smile on your face and a boner in your underwear.

No matter how bad you feel, after watching it, we guarantee you'll feel better.
Included at the tail end is a behind the scenes peek at one of the film shoots.